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xlongbottom:

when you’re sad

remember the malta guy

posted 1 day ago with 6,112 notes - via emmaswn © xlongbottom

posted 1 day ago with 1,831 notes - via prettyfangs © damonsalavtore

izzes:

kids these days with their euro direction and one vision

posted 1 day ago with 10,998 notes - via emmaswn © izzes

“Women are not the weak, frail little flowers that they are advertised. There has never been anything invented yet, including war, that a man would enter into, that a woman wouldn’t, too.”

posted 3 days ago with 127 notes - via emmaswn © wolfcrown

posted 5 days ago with 2,259 notes - via prettyfangs © savemebarrys

theperksofbeingahedgehog:

uhh-what-the:

Nightbloggers: A Series (#1)

benedict cumberbra

posted 1 week ago with 12,020 notes - via ministryofdobrev © uhh-what-the

33113:

don’t be too clingy
don’t be such a ‘girl’
be a woman
but be hairless like a child

don’t wear skimpy outfits
don’t be such a ‘slut’
be modest
but take it off when i ask

don’t assert yourself
don’t be such a ‘bitch’
be nice to me
but don’t be a fucking doormat

don’t be ignorant
don’t be such a ‘bimbo’
be intelligent
but don’t argue your opinion with me

don’t wear make-up ever
don’t be so ‘insecure’
be yourself
but don’t complain if i don’t like it

posted 1 week ago with 178,004 notes - via prettyfangs © tamamuratamao

internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

tearsanddesolationakathebbc:

This is why I love people I’ve never met. =)

pizza:

dempokeballstho:

Tumblr user Pizza is both scary and entertaining

I mean,

really?

I’m not sure if I should be scared or impressed.

scared